(Syndicated to Kansas newspapers Oct. 7, 2013)
Didn’t think it would come to this, but it’s starting to look a lot like being an American, proud as we are of our country, is just about the same as being a member of the junior varsity team.
It’s nice, but it’s getting easier to be just an American than it is to be a Kansan. That’s the varsity team.
What?