Oops!

(Syndicated to Kansas newspapers Jan. 14, 2013)

Martin HawverOops!

Ever said something that, probably even before the words reached the ear of your listener, you knew was a mistake?

Like referring to your neighbor’s third spouse as “Three” or maybe telling your blind date that she’ll be able to recognize you at the café or bar or Wal-Mart because you’ll be wearing a Hawaiian shirt?

Well, what happens if you write it down and see it published in an official public document available on the Internet?